Pure Torture

Interview preparations:
1. Buying new clothes and shoes.
2. Parading around in new interview clothes and shoes.
3. RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH.
4. Watching the boys parade around in their suits.
5. Followed by boys running around house shirtless with ties wrapped around head (Rambo style y'all) and barging into my room and waking Jenny.
6. Staying up getting Shaymmy to tell me about current events.


Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
so what is the current business situation in the oil industry
Azy says:
..................
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
for eg shelll
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
bp......
Azy says:
don't do that, you're freaking me out
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
ok
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
ill be kind
Azy says:
shit, you're freaking me out now
Azy says:
im gonna look that up
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
really
Azy says:
ok fine, you tell me then
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
you see
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
theres a pipeline that goes throught ukraine from russia, but that contains natural gas, that gas is due for uk and europe
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
but russia are closing that down because of bad relation
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
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Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
and so that added to the fact that oil is running out
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
and disputes in the oil delta in nigeria
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
means that oil prices are rapidly rising, hence 60 dollars a barrell
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
whcih means that petrol prices are going up as well
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
since petrol is a necessity good, and has inelastic demand,
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
oil companies are getting a big fat profit for the 5 quarter running
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
which means that shell and bp are rollling in the profits, hence the business that oil companies go is bloody good, (if you work for them that is)
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
i think that the answer
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
what do you think
Azy says:
i'm gonna erm, crawl into a corner now
Azy says:
and cry
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
*voice clip* And why are you going to do that?
Azy says:
because you have just made me feel very very very
Azy says:
inadequate
Azy says:
please dont tell me you just told me all that at the top of your head, pleasseee

Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
*voice clip* If it makes you feel any better i didn't tell you that at the top of my head.
Azy says:
it's not that i have no idea whats going on in the world!!
Azy says:
please tell me you read that off somewhere
Azy says:
PLEASE
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
well.....................................
Shaymal- MATE, we're kicking ass says:
yeah i got it from sky and other sources aswell, look you'll be alright

Ergh, I hate him. But at least I know what the oil industry's like now. Even though it probably might have nothing to do with PWC.

Haih. Need some rest, gonna get up really early tomorrow.