Love how true these all are!

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN...

*You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing machines work.
*Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
*You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.
*"Oh shit how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
*Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.
*You schedule your classes around sleep habits And soap operas especially neighbours and Murder She Wrote and or Diagnosis Murder.
*You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read the menu.
*When you can strike up a convo with the security guy just so he will take it easy on ya next time u have a party
*You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
*You live for getting mail.
*Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
*Prank phone calls become funny again.
*You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your accent becomes a hybrid of West Country, Surrey, cockney/Essex and general Northern.
*Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
*Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.
*Rubbish cheap £1 shops are so cool.
*The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.


BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...

*It doesnt matter what you look like at 8.15, nobody else in the world looks at you!
*Money really doesnt mean much.
*Your cooking is always better than someone elses!
*That it didn't matter what my first lecture was, I'd still sleep through it.
*That I could change so much and barely realize it.
*That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
*No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.
*That if you wear polyester or a pair of shoes everyone will ask why you are so dressed up. *That every clock on campus shows a different time.
*That if you got good a-levels, so what? It doesn't matter here.
*That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay due-date.
*That you can know everything and fail a test.
*That you can know nothing and ace a test.
*That I could get used to almost anything found out about my friends.
*That most of my education would be obtained outside of lectures.
*That friendship is more than getting drunk together but that's still funny......!
*That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination. and the roast is not just a meal it the high point of the week.
*That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Maths.
*That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.
*That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.