Drunken Antics Part 1

Sven got a 'First' for his presentation and is on an all out celebration tonight :). He came back to change before going down to town and was all tipsy already. I was sitting on the stairs bemused at his antics and laughing as he tried to get dressed drunk.

Sven: Okay Azy baby, I'm off! Don't wait up!
*Leans in to kiss my cheek*
Sven: Where's your cheek?
Me:...............

He had 4 shots of Absinthe. Nuff said.

Was entertained by some incredibly sexist jokes by Dan and Ian during dinner.

Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point. Why is she not in the kitchen?

Snide!