I'm gonna take you to a gay bar!

Bin man Sven, Dasterdly Dan and Wicthy Me!

Jenny and Me!

I think it's so weird that there's actually a song called that above. Halloween party last night at Funky Guppy! Decided not to get all decked out so I got myself a hat, a little cauldron and a small broomstick. I was the only one with a purple witch hat, and it kept getting knocked over or someone will nick it and put it on their head. Argh, stupid drunks. Jen sticked with her devil horns, Dan dressed as Jason ( I thought he looked really good, until I saw about a million other people with the same outfit) and Sven's evil wizard that didn't quite turn out that way. He used a bin bag as a cape (he wasn't the only one) and we deemed him "The Bin Wizard" instead. Many devils, vampires and witches. Bumped into Ben who was decked in a suit and some weird "bling".

Me: What are you supposed to be?
Ben: Hold on. * goes off to do something, only to come back with vampire fangs on his teeth* There!
Me: Vampires shouldn't be dressed like pimps!
Ben : Witches shouldn't be wearing jeans!

He later kept trying to smudge my makeup in hopes I'll look more like a witch. Bumhole.

There was someone who shaped his pink sheets around to look like a giant penis walking around. Five guys dressed as the Spice Girls won the best dressed prize at the end. Other highlights include some guy Damien (EVIL NAME, no wonder) who I met at the Parade Bar before going to Guppy. He kept making me promise to meet him later at Guppy and the rest of my night was spent running away from him. At home, if a dodgy guy tries to dance with you, you just dance up closer to your girlfriends and he pretty much gets the hint. It doesn't bloody work here! Damien finally caught up to me and I had to hang on to Dan and move into the crowd. Didn't see him again after that, thank god!



AAAHHH. Just talked to boy next door from my window!! HEHE. But Sven and Dan were here to so....bah, fuck it.