The Worst Day Ever

Instead of saying something "metaphorical" for my title, I just decided to straight out say it.

It's the worst day ever. Till now since I'm safe at home :)

It started out innocently enough, woke up early to get ready for tuition.

My thoughts: *YAWN* oh fuck, I think I slept wrongly. My leg hurts. Oh shit, what's up with my hand. Ergh. My left leg and my right hand both hurt! How did that happen? Probably due to the fact I tossed and turned all night because of those damn itch things that sprouted out all over my body! Sigh. I can't believe PROFESSIONAL doctors can't figure out what the hell is wrong with my skin. Damn..no time for that. Gotta get ready.

Left the house early enough, to get to the LRT station, only to encounter the unthinkable.

My thoughts: A JAM?! You have got to be kidding me! This road is usually never congested. Oh fuck, I knew we should have taken the other way. Oh my god, we haven't moved for ten minutes! Nobody is bloody moving!What in god's name is going on? That old lady is gonna kill me! Jolene's gonna kill me. I planned to be in the train at this exact time.ERGH. Call Jolene! Call Jolene!Ok, Jolene's not there yet. We have been on this same road for half an hour! MOVE!! It's clearing! Oh lordy lord it's clearing!!Yes, yes,.....and there was nothing causing to jam?! No accidents! NO stalled cars! YOU STUPID CUNTS OF A POLICE MAN! You're there for the sole purpose to keep traffic flowing not cause it to further congest! LET US GO FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! You just have to wave your hands in the air-it's not THAT hard! Oh fuck, the road is closed!!Oh shit, I'm as good as dead. Oh yes! another LRT station here..Lemme off!!!

Managed to get to the other LRT station in one piece. The place is 15 stops away.

My thoughts: Oh man..I shouldn't have ran. Owww..you stupid leg. Should sit on this bench. Great, some mat rempit/motor is looking at me. You stupid pervs should get a friggin life. And a pair of proper pants! You think you can get girls by wearing carrot-shaped slacks? Ergh. No dude, I'm not telling you where the hell i'm heading. Can't you see I'm trying to NOT pay attention to you fugly face. Ooo..so my silence means I like you, eh? Yes, yes go ahead and snigger with your friend and ogle at me. Yes, look as I obviously walk away so that I don't have to look at you. Damnit. Should always sit with old ladies. *sigh* Where's that train? Oh yes, I just missed one while I was coming up, so it'll take a while. FABULOUS. What the fuck? Are those idiots still looking at me?You sex-starved bastards! Go screw each others brains out if you're so deprived! AH! Train's here..and it's full. greattt. MOVE YOU ASSHOLES! I'm not taking the next train! I'm in a hurry. Move you imbeciles! I did say excuse me! Ergh. Oh god, don't let this guy next to me try to rub himself against me. Please god no! Please don't let this guy wearing lipstick....oh shit! Stand closer to him, he's not gonna bother me! *sigh* Hey, his bag is kinda nice..should I tell him that? Nah, he looks freaked out enough that I'm standing close to him.

Got to Asia Jaya. Ran to Jolene's car only to be greeted by a "OHMYGOD!"

My thoughts: class is cancelled? I'm going to kill that old hag! Why the hell is she in bangsar when all her morning classes are at home? Why the hell has she been there since 8.30 when we said class was at 9. Oh man, she must be so pissed off. She might even kick us out. I guess she already told us that by saying, "go find another teacher!". What the hell am I gonna do in the middle of PJ at nine in the morning? We're here at the house and she's still not in..great. Please don't tell me we're gonna wait till she comes back. She would have been back by now, it's 9.45! I doubt she's coming back. YES! Let's go somewhere.

So me and Jolene end up in Midvalley :). We had a nice lunch and then watched The Bourne Supremacy. The movie rocked my socks. It was a nice break from staying at home for so many days that's for sure.

Ok. So maybe it has been , The Worst Half Of The Day Ever.

P.s. Yes, my thoughts are a scary place to be in. I seriously think like this.