Irony At Its Best

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Hobbies cost money but interests are free.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? (you gott catch this one)

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.


Aaaah~ Nothing like good ol' irony to lighten up ones day. I'm just not in the mood to study anymore. It's been a hectic week and it's gonna get even busier. October 12th is my last day of college before AS finals and i'll be on leave for almost a month and a half! Socio is the last of the last papers; on the 24th of November. What sucks is that the next day we have to go back to school, though I doubt i'll even be home that night :).

My mum insisted I still go for the IELTS classes even though I told her it was absolutely unneccessary. She was being so goddamned unreasonable! I just felt like screaming at her that my sister skipped all the workshop classes and managed of with a really high score (8.0 out of 9.0) . But I didn't, because I figured I'll do it when my dad comes back this Sunday.

So, I checked the schedule today and it isn't half bad. Four days in a row for 3 hours each day. Yes, may seem a lot but compared to a stretch of 3 month classes exclusively on weekends, this seems much lighter. Plus, I can sit for the test that weekend straight away with Jolene and I'd get it over with sooner. Also with ample time for my studies as my paper only starts on the 25th. The classes start on the 11th, meaning two of the days I would be on holiday, so I have a lot of free time.

I have finished 3/4 of the class pages. One page is fully done (thanks to the most talented artist in the world- EILEEN!!) and it turned out so good! We decided the coloured page should be a photo collage, and it helped that the pictures we took turned out really well. Thanks to Eileen's handywork, it is a masterpiece! The other black and white page would have everyone's comments and whatnot. A more personal page on what everyone thinks of the class. Last minute work certainly does pay off!

Thank you Eileen for resisting the temptations to go off shopping at Pyramid! Yes, that took a lot of self-control..hahaha.

Goals for the weekend:-

*work on Personal Statement. (at least work out the draft man..)
*practice writing on UCAS form
*before doing that, make final 6 choices of UNI!
*Do Sociology past year essays, at least 2 of them
*Do Economics essays, work out structure and do MCQ
*Study for Accounts-test on TUESDAY! bah!
*Read Thinking Skills (bleh..) and do homework

Hmm. At the rate I'm going out now (being a huge lazy ass), it wouldn't be a surprise if I didn't get even half of these things done.

p.s. I MISS HIMMMMMMMMMMMM. *hugs pillow tight*

p.p.s Jolene and I had a conversation on what we both missed out of our ex's, which was made even more interesting when Eileen joined the conversation to bring in her own "opinions". Watch out boys, women do talk. Even about THAT. Yes, THAT. ;)